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Lewie_82


11/22/2009 08:31:40


Lewie_82


11/22/2009 07:42:08


Lewie_82
Re :   True or False

False. I am eating the second of two bbq ribwiches...

I am about to run my annual bath...



11/22/2009 06:47:54


Lewie_82
Re :   The Banning Game

I ban Natasha for not possessing the superior knowledge of my naughty nomenclature...

Q. Am I a smartass?

A. You're goddamned piss pot money shot sharp shootin' motherfuckin' lootin' tootin' right I am!


11/22/2009 06:39:11


AnyaRamone
Re :   The Banning Game

I ban Lewie, cause I'm sick, and I dont get the above statement at all....



11/22/2009 05:40:18


AnyaRamone
Re :   True or False

False.

I am eating egg rolls and tacos...


11/22/2009 05:35:00


AnyaRamone


11/22/2009 05:25:08


Lewie_82
Re :   Mad Libs

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Natasha, and I consider myself to be a horny female. I am a rather medium minded airplane. I have a formidable talent for playing the piano with my red head. I also love to watch horror movies, especially those which make me cover my feet with my knees and make me quake behind my big blue bed.

An excerpt from Natasha's autobiography "Taste My Texan"...


11/22/2009 05:24:57


AnyaRamone


11/22/2009 05:23:21


AnyaRamone
Re :   Mad Libs




Ok my Duckling...

Adjective:  Horny

Sex:  female

Noun:  airplane

Size:  medium

Musical instrument:  piano

Adjective:  red

Part of the body:  head

Genre:  horror

Part of the body:  feet

Part of the body:  knees

Noun:  bed







11/22/2009 05:17:33


AnyaRamone
Re :   Poems, Prose, and other junk!




 Rubber Duckling your the One!
You make Chat time lots of Fun!
Rubber Duckling I'm in love with You!

(Woh Woh bee Doh!)

Rubber Duckling, joy of joys! 
When you kiss me, I make noise!
Rubber Duckling, you're the very best one it's ture!

(doo doo doo dooo doo doo)

Every day when I make my way to the chat room,
I find a Scottish Duckling who's
cute, hairy and funny!

(rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)

Rubber Duckling, You're so fine
and I'm so lucky that your mine!
Rubber Duckling, I'm in love with --
Rubber Duckling I'd like a whole life with --
Rubber Duckling, I'm in love with You!

(doo doo, be doo.)












11/22/2009 04:41:31


AnyaRamone
Topic :   Thanksgiving




 With Thanksgiving fast approaching, I was wondering just what Thanksgiving Day would mean to you.  I know that not all our members celebrate Thanksgiving, but if you were to celebrate it, how would you and what would a day of Thanks mean to you?




 Thanksgiving in the US is a day meant to celebrate all the things that others have done for us over the past year.  Many say thanks to God(s) for the blessings in their life.  The day was actually started by the Pilgrims who landed on Plymouth Rock, Mass. in 1621.  After a long voyage to the New World from England, the Pilgrims were glad to see land, any land.  They came here to start a new life, one of liberty and freedom from religious persecutions.  There has been a lot of discussion over when and where this first Thanksgiving happened...some say it actually took place in Florida in 1565, though most US History books will not mention Florida nor 1565.  LOL
As the story goes, as I heard it, the Pilgrims, new to this land, were having a hard go of it.  They didn't know how to plow the land, grow food, or to even hunt for game.  When winter came along, they started to starve, as the food and supplies brought with them was by now long gone.  It seems a friendly Indian, Native American to those who are Politically Correct, tribe took pity upon them.  They went and helped them survive the harsh winter.  After having survived their first year in this new harsh world, the Pilgrims held a Harvest Festival, which included the new crops they had learned to grow and the game they had learned to kill.

(Some say that is a myth, and it is all pink smoke being blown up American asses.....but hey....it means saying thanks and eating turkey...its all good.  LOL) 



11/22/2009 01:06:06


Lewie_82
Re :   True or False

False. My sinuses are well disciplined and are functioning accordingly!

I am wearing a pair of 3D glasses, and I can barely see a damn thing on my monitor screen!


11/21/2009 15:46:07


Lewie_82
Re :   Mad Libs

Here's another Mad Lib, especially for you Natasha!

Adjective:

Sex:

Noun:

Size:

Musical instrument:

Adjective:

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Genre:

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11/21/2009 08:38:56


AnyaRamone
Re :   Happy Anniversary Natasha!




He touched me, so I live to know
That such a day, permited so,
I groped along his breast.
It was a boundless place to me,
And silenced, as the awful sea
Puts minor streams to rest.

And now, I'm different than before,
As if I breathed superior air,
or brushed a Royal Gown;
My feet ,too, that had wandered so,
My Gypsy face transfigured now
To tenderer renown.



Emily Dickinson



Happy tenth month my love.  I love you.



11/19/2009 22:51:10


Lewie_82
Re :   Happy Anniversary Natasha!

Natasha, you are the most beautiful and alluring form. We have now arrived at our second 'binary period', and I am the happiest man alive, in just knowing that you are there, and that you want me there with you. We both accede to the fact that we have a little distance yet to travel, but our patience, love, and determination is going to bring us together. In the coming months, our frustrations at being apart will be but a distant memory, as we embrace each other in person...
Happy 10 months, my lovely Lone Star lass. You are forever my brightest star and you, alone, illuminate my very being.

Lewie aka Your Fluffy Love.

xxx



11/19/2009 18:17:21


Lewie_82
Re :   Lewie's Song Of The Day...

Ah, The Hummingbirds can wait... For some unknown reason, I completely forgot about this song by Snow Patrol, featuring Martha Wainwright... I loved Set The Fire To The Third Bar when it first was released as a single... Something about the stark pensiveness of the music, and the lyrics in particular, spoke out to me at that time. Looking back, I can see why... In work, when it came on on the radio, we used to talk about how great a song it was, and whether or not Martha Wainwright's vocals were more prominent in the mix on the version being broadcast, compared to that of the mix on the domestic release... Such debates were more frequent than you'd think...

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F2A064HN



11/19/2009 17:12:20


Lewie_82
Re :   The Banning Game

I ban Natasha for neglecting to make the relevant deductions to the gross, resulting in the net... You know what happens to people who cook the books Natasha... Yes, a light spanking!



11/19/2009 15:40:43


Lewie_82


11/19/2009 15:12:18


AnyaRamone
Re :   Mad Libs

Bean people are better than Pod people.  Wait...its the same thing....Bean Pods....Run Lewie Run!


11/17/2009 23:49:43

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