How do you know if your sex life is "Legal" in the U.S.?  It could be that you are a criminal and never knew it....here are a few strange and weird sex laws of the U.S.


Sex toys are banned in some states, such as Alabama.

Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

Flirting is banned in San Antonio, Texas. ( I would be arrested so fast my head would spin!) 

Oral sex is banned in Indiana.

Anal intercourse is banned in Cincinnati, Ohio.

Sexual positions beyond missionary are illegal in Washington, D.C.

Sleeping naked is illegal in Minnesota.

If you’re in Idaho, you’re not allowed to engage in any type of public display of affection for more than 18 minutes.

In Iowa, you've got a five-minute time limit to make out. But that’s an eternity when you consider that it’s illegal to smooch for more than one second if you’re in Halethorpe, Md.


An ancient law in Alabama bans men from attempting to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, arts, deception, flattery or a promise of marriage."

Connecticut has a law forbidding any "private sexual behavior between consenting adults." We have to give them credit, though, for at least making this law pretty clear. (And they wonder why their population never increases....) 

An old Florida statute states that two people cannot commit "unusual acts" together, but there’s no specification as to what that means! (I had better not ever have sex in Florida....everything about me is UNUSUAL.....) 

An old law in California made it illegal for either partner to reach climax before the other during foreplay.

 Florida once made it illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine.  (How exactly do you have sex with a porcupine...Better question.....WHY would you want to have sex with a porcupine......)

You can’t marry the same man three times in some Kentucky townships.

It is illegal for men in Minnesota to have intimate sexual relationships with a live fish. (Do they have a large community of men having sex with live fish?  I'm going fishing...You better make sure its dead before you fuck it...LOL Geeze...)

If you’re a member of the Nevada legislature, you cannot conduct business, while in session, wearing a penis costume.  (OMG....that makes business hours rather dull....)

In North Carolina, it’s an offense to have sex in a graveyard. (I'm staying out of N Carolina...)

Women in Dyersburg, Tenn., cannot call a man for a date.

If their car is in motion, male drivers in Detroit are banned from "ogling" women.

It is illegal to serenade your girlfriend in Kalamazoo, Mich.

In Oblong, Ill., it’s illegal to have sex on your wedding day if you’re fishing or hunting.  (WTF???)

A man in Ames, Iowa, cannot take more than three swallows of beer while holding his wife in his arms in bed.
(Now who is gonna sit in the room and count the swallows?  LOL)


 Alexandria, Ariz., once banned husbands from having sex with their wives if their breath smelled of sardines, garlic or onion. (Funny enough, all of those have been considered aphrodisiacs at one time or another!)

 Husbands in Willowdale, Ore., can be fined for talking dirty during intercourse, but their wives can say whatever they please.

 An old statute in Florida banned a man from kissing his wife’s breasts. (Now that's just WRONG....)

A man cannot seduce a woman by promising to marry her in Mississippi.

While up to 120 men can live together in Pennsylvania, it is illegal for more than 16 women to do so, since this could constitute a brothel.

It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.  (Dear Lord....)

In Nebraska, couples sleeping at a hotel must wear the clean, cotton nightshirt provided by the hotel, even when they have sex. 

Florida has a statute making it an offense to shower in the nude.

Women in New York cannot be seen wearing "body hugging clothing."

 An old Mississippi edict holds that men cannot become sexually aroused in public.

If you’re unmarried in North Carolina and you and your lover register yourselves as a "Mr. and Mrs." when checking into a motel, then you’re legally considered husband and wife.

 In Oklahoma, if you’re arrested for soliciting a prostitute, your name and picture will be shown on TV. 

Sex with an animal is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.  (Come on....you can't shower naked but you can have sex with an animal....where is the reasoning in that?)

It is illegal for a man to fire his gun in Connersville, Wis., when his lover reaches climax.

The Arizona State Supreme Court considered it perfectly all right for women to go topless in public, since breasts weren’t deemed private parts.

You can streak in Louisiana as long as you can prove to a court beyond a doubt that you had no "lascivious intent."

Couples in Carlsbad, N.M., can have sex in their parked car during their lunch break, as long as the curtains are drawn.

Women in New York can go topless in public, unless it is for "business" reasons.

Having sex in a walk-in meat freezer is banned in Newcastle, Wyo.

Now I am sure that I am guilty of some of the above crimanal acts.....How about you guys?  LOL