Once upon a time a beautiful girl with hair as red as copper came to visit her true love in his Castle in the city of Glasgow.  She was lonely one morning while her Knight in Blue T-Shirt was off making the rounds, so she decided to go and visit the wonderful garden behind the Castle.  There she meet and fell in love with a tiny Gnome.  He was such a lovely little fellow with his floppy hat and big ears.  She spent her first morning in the Castle in the company of this little fellow.  As she started to return inside, she thought, I don't even know the little fellows name....so she bent down and said, My dear little Gnome, please tell me your name so I may call upon you again.  The Gnome replied, I have no name.   She girl with copper hair was much distressed by this and said, I will give you a name....she picked him up and kissed his cheek and said, I think you look like a George to me.  The little Gnome was very happy to have a name of his own.  There after the little fellow went by the name of George.

Upon returning to the Castle the girl with copper hair meet her Knight in the Blue T-Shirt at the gate...he wondered why she seemed so happy.  The girl told him that she befriended the Gnome in the Garden and named him George.  The Knight in the Blue T-shirt was much distressed.  It seems that they had punished the Gnome.  He told the poor girl that the Gnome had been punished for being a Gnomasexual.....The girl said, but My Love, just what is a Gnomasexual?  The Knight in the Blue T-Shirt replied, to put it as mildly as I can it means that George as you call him is a perverted little Gnome.....

The girl with the copper hair was a little upset by this and promised the Knight in the Blue T-shirt that she would do her best to keep George out of trouble.....if only she knew what she was in for.  Later that same night she found that George had been ravaging the Garden doing unspeakable things with the fairies next door.  (Fairies are such teases as you may have heard....)  When she went to get on to George, the copper haired girl found he was wearing the Evil Princesses black underwear on his head.....Naughty little George she called him as she sent him to bed with no supper!

Well you may think that the copper haired girl and the Knight in the Blue T-Shirt had to lock George up....no.  They indeed became very good friends with the Gnome despite his being a Gnomasexual.  They had jolly good fun romping around with him and those dirty little fairies.  Many a night they spent in the company of George.  Only once were they ashamed of George, and that was when he tried to have his way with a statue of King Tut's head...he gives good head you know.....LOL
To be continued......